You know you're running out of arguments when ...

... this is the best you can come up with:

And ... if you're like me and thinking, "Come ON now ... this is "The Onion" or "The Daily Currant" or something ... au contraire! Here are the actual words he actually said:

“It’s kind of like marriage when you say it’s not a man and a woman any more. Then why not have three men and one woman, or four women and one man, or why not somebody has a love for an animal? There is no clear place to draw the line once you eliminate the traditional marriage. And it’s the same once you start putting limits on what guns can be used then it’s just really easy to have laws that make them all illegal.”

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