Monday, September 05, 2011

A Blog BEGGING to "Go Viral:" JESUS CHRIST FILES LAWSUIT AGAINST GOP FOR SLANDER

by Corey Banks on the Free Wood Post

Jesus Christ filed a lawsuit today in the New York Supreme Court against the Republican National Committee for what he is calling “egregious misrepresentation of his statements and image.”

One of the attorneys representing Christ had this to say:

“For years Republicans have proclaimed their love for and loyalty to Jesus, yet their actions are highly contradictory to what Mr. Christ preached. Instead of helping the poor and the sick GOP instead punishes the poor and the sickly.

Our client isn’t telling the GOP what their agenda should be, he simply wants them to stop using his name when their actions contradict everything he stood for.

If the GOP would like to continue using his name they have to start making a significant effort to help the poor and the sick, instead of the rich, and start promoting a more peaceful agenda.”

When asked about the lawsuit, House Speaker John Boehner made the following remarks:

“Mr. Christ is entitled to his opinion, however the GOP believes that the underlying message in the Bible is that giving tax cuts to the wealthy is the true path to happiness.

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1 comment:

Jim said...

In a related item, Satan Beelzebub has announced the formation of a defense fund support group to assist the GOP with the GOP litigation expenses. Mr. Beelzebub said, "I consider the GOP agenda a great help in my personal and political life and I want to help them in their defense." Supporters of Beelzebub can donate using the site, "www.gotohellwithcash.com."