In an extraordinary demonstration of inter-faith cooperation, Moses today announced that he would be parting the waters of the Southern California December Deluge to help get Baby Jesus safely delivered on Christmas Eve. The story was leaked to the Los Angeles Times and quickly posted to their online weather update page:
When reached for comment, Moses said he was delighted to do what he could to further interfaith relations during this holiday seaon, adding "Nobody knows better than I do what it's like to be a baby bobbing around in a basket waiting to get scooped up out of the water. Oy vey! I wouldn't wish that on anybody -- much less the Prince of Peace! Whatever I can do to help I'm happy to do."
Stay tuned for further developments. And thanks, Moses! You're a mensch!