BREAKING NEWS: Hurricane Michele has just been elevated to a Category 3 on the Theocracy Threat Scale. Voters are urged to take necessary precautions to prevent erosion of the First Amendment and the potentially devastaing impact of Bachmann's theological storm surge on our Constitution.
For more information, see:
Los Angeles Times: Bachmann ties God to earthquake, hurricane
Huffington Post: Bachmann says Hurricane Irene & Earthquake are Divine Warnings to Washington DC
(And yes, I know she says it was a joke. Ha. Ha.)